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Beer's Law 

Studying for a test or doing homework while beer is involved, making difficult classes such as physical chemistry more bearable. Classes involved can be any class that is deemed difficult.

Also can be referred to as A = ebc, which is the real Beer's law used in chemistry, where A is absorbance, e is the extinction coefficient, b is the path length, and c is the concentration.

It is useful to use this definition to indicate beer is involved in public places where it is not appropriate to speak of such things.
Person A : Hey man you do that p. chem homework last night?

Person B: Naw man, i'ma hit it up tonight with my buddies using Beer's law, u game?
Beer's Law by Vack March 4, 2010
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The Beer's Prayer 

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

But deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager

forever and ever

Barmen!
I sit down and pray The Beer's Prayer before I go out every night.
The Beer's Prayer by BCOOK March 3, 2010

It's Not All Beer And Skittles 

Not everything goes as well as it should.
Person 1: "Oh man! I just failed my midterms..."
Person 2: "Well, it's not all beer and skittles"

Ben Stiller's beer 

Ben Stiller's private homemade beer company, where the cap is made of earwax. The caps are made with caplicators
...and circle over to the cap applicators-
tape rewinding
--over to the "caplicators."
Caplicators retrieve the bottles and dip the caps in earwax
At this stage, they call it "Ben Stiller's beer."

King's Beer 

When buying the beverages for a party, this is the beer that you reserve for yourself, which is distinguished by being a mark above the rest. Can also be applied to the beer reserved for someone of importance (e.g. the individual supplying the money for the drinks or the person in whose honor your are celebrating) as a sort of gift.
Guy behind you in line: "Whoa...so much nati... this twelve pack of Becks seems a little out of place."

"Don't take that keystone, here, let me give you one of the king's beers."

"Hand's off, that's the king's beer."
King's Beer by superbum900 November 4, 2011

Schmitt's Beer Gesture 

The act of performing a waving hand that rises from hip to head level after something awesome happens or is mentioned. It may also be spurned by the airing of "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen. The Gesture may also be accompanied by a verbal "OOOoooh!" The aforementioned Gesture is originally seen being used in the Schmitt's Gay Beer commercial on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sander and Chris Farley.
1) Overheard: "Van Halen, Poison, Def Leppard, and Journey are coming to town this year" Instantly followed by one or more Schmitt's Beer Gestures.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.

Bridesmaid's Beer 

The alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. Thus, they drink bridesmaid's beer (water).
Annie: Hey Jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? I hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!