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cartmill 

long shlong ding dong and always ready to fuck and don’t forget the stiffy
shawty - wow i see his stiffy

girl #2- cartmill’s always have big stiffys
cartmill by dilf_cmill July 29, 2022
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Carmilla 

web series (on youtube) based on the novel Carmilla by Sheridan Le Fanu
Have you already watched Carmilla?
- Yes, and I am so excited that there will be a second season!
Carmilla by woahiknow January 26, 2015

carmilla karnstein 

The best lesbian vampire you will ever encounter. She knows everything about the philosophy & her style is edgy af.
Jane: hey did you watch the latest Carmilla episode?
Katy: of course I did! Carmilla Karnstein is so insightful and badass.

Jane: I know! Carmilla and Laura Hollis are my OTP
carmilla karnstein by Chlarke February 28, 2016

cartillery 

Dropping vehicles on top of opponents in the PC game Battlefield 2 via the commander function.
"Dude, SirKillzALot just got crushed by Humvee cartillery!"
cartillery by hypnotoad May 30, 2006

Carmilla 

A vampiric character featured in the story "Carmilla" by J. Sheridan LeFanu.

More importantly, this is the name of the coolest, sexiest and most interesting female user of Newgrounds.com. The twin sister of Nephthys, Carmilla is best recognised by her devil horns, her interesting posts and her ability to entertain all who know her.
Carmilla is the coolest user on Newgrounds.com!
Carmilla by Carmilla's Twin Sister December 2, 2003

Cartmelling 

Chris is cartmelling again
Cartmelling by K.Head July 4, 2021

Carmilla 

Nephthys' twin sister on Newgrounds.com
Nephthys and Carmilla are so much alike that they are twins!
Carmilla by Charles Manson November 12, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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