God with a buzzcut. Absolute legend. Watches anime but never gets a boner. Has only shown us his mortal form. World Record Kirby player. Smallest penis but largest balls. DO NOT ANGER HIM OR YOU WILL PAY.
I saw the legendary Carter Norman on the street. His balls dropped 50 feet.
by Lookin 4 BEANZ May 7, 2019
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