carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

by Gareth August 15, 2003

Carrot Dick

A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl

Girl: Take your pants off

Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross

by babyyyyy88 January 1, 2018

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"

by Minker1 November 28, 2017

Carrot dick

A dick that is very big/large and long/ meaty

Omg! Curt has suck a carrot dick!!

by Daddyhooters October 10, 2020

Carrot Dick

A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.

My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.

by pdubbs2907 October 21, 2016

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."

by Minker1 December 1, 2017