carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

carrot dick by Gareth August 14, 2003

Carrot Dick

A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl

Girl: Take your pants off

Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross

Carrot Dick by babyyyyy88 December 31, 2017

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"

Carrot Dick by Minker1 December 1, 2017

Carrot dick

A dick that is very big/large and long/ meaty

Omg! Curt has suck a carrot dick!!

Carrot dick by Daddyhooters October 9, 2020

Carrot Dick

A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.

My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.

Carrot Dick by pdubbs2907 October 21, 2016

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."

Carrot Dick by Minker1 December 1, 2017

Baby Carrot Dick 

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

Baby Carrot Dick by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022