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ugh wish my name was carris
carris by ---c--- October 14, 2021
Carris is a sweet and nice girl! And is popular among her friends! She tries her best to do things for others and has alot of hamster s lol
She is one of my friends, she is also hardworking and has a high percentage of getting an awesome job! And alot of people like her so she'll probably be important like a police person and alot of guys fall for her becuase she's very pretty and kind
Guy:hey-hey carris
Carris:heyyy!! How's your day?
Guy:*blushes*
Guy:uh-uh-uh nice I guess
Carris:see you around class I guess!
Guy:she's so sweet and kind
Carris: I heard that! Thank you!
Guy:*blushes in emberresment*
Carris by Janel•pUbs November 23, 2021

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP) 

World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.
For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.

"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)
Cariss (pronounced Cār`-iss) n uncommon title, reserved for those women of the highest beauty, both inside and out. A Cariss is always one to lighten the room with her charm and wit. She will also always be the standard of elegence whereever her presence is known. You know you've met a Cariss when your heart races and you feel warm between the ears. You're always safe with a Cariss, and you can feel it when in her vicinity.
Mark: Whoa! Did you see that?
John: What? That fine thang?
Mark: Yeah! She's such a Cariss..
Cariss by the.king.;) October 10, 2014
Carisse is amazing,beautiful most trustworthy person you can meet very fun and smart

She knows how to party and have a good time

You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse

She’s an absolute goddess

She gives the best advice

You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend

Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place

Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends

A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin
Omg look it’s Carisse I wish I could be her!

big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun 

a big ass nigga usually on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun!
YO LOOK THERES A BIG ASS NIGGA ON A SCOOTER DRINKING CAPRISUN!