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carpet monster
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when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer
and whatnot
and you drop
something
on it and you can't
pick it up
because its stuck.
hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because
the carpet
monster
got it
!
by
Anonymous
April 29, 2003
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