carpal tongual

The soreness of one's tongue caused by too much cunnilingus.

Matt: Sorry babe, I can't go any longer. I've been at it for over an hour now, and I'm beginning to feel the effects of carpal tongual.

Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!

Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!

by tomassco December 28, 2010