To skull-fuck a person's eye socket finishing with cumming on their brain then pissing on it thus making them retarded(A person can only be succesfully Carltoned once). In tribute to the character from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
by Coob Hooper October 24, 2007
by cats<3 November 12, 2021
by nathaniel miles I December 21, 2016
An occuring scab, pimple, or rash, that appears on the clitoris. A "carlton" is usually found on girls who engage in risky behavior. Sometimes Carltons can be itchy, and can release a pus discharge when irritated, and can spread to parts of the leg, and other areas of the groin. In some casses, a Carlton can turn into another type of rash called a "Ty", and this has the same symptoms, however a Ty effects between the vigina and the anus. The best way to get rid of "Ty"s or "Carlton"s is to clean the effected area often, and use neosporin and powder after showering.
by cobi beal November 11, 2010
1. It's a good thing Carlton said no.
by Josh Krumbein February 9, 2006
A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.
Hey, Don't Be A Carlton
by FluffyWolf52439 November 17, 2017
Carlton is the type of guy you get when you mix the band geek with the star football quarterback. Nice, considerate of others, a great taste of music with a classical twist, and nerdy in some areas, yet VERY good looking, confident (sometimes cocky), and at the peak of his game. He understands the fundamentals of what it means to be a decent human being: he’ll open the door for you, pull out your chair for you, and bring your mom flowers; basically, chivalry done right. Don’t get the wrong idea though, this isn’t a “nice guy” pushover kind of fellow - he needs nothing from you. We’re talking six-pack abs, bulging biceps, hair beyond the wildest dreams of any girl, and a chin so sharp Gordon Ramsey himself sharpens his knives on it. His height will dwarf you, too, so you’ll want to bring a stepping stool along for the date. (Yes, even if you think you’ll ONLY want to hug him. Which you won’t.) Those handsome brown eyes have accounted for at least 15 of the missing persons cases last year alone, as a few too many girls got lost staring into them. He’s always presentable, often overdressed, but completely comfortable in whatever element you plop him into. He’ll take his time to listen and care for you on an individual level, and you can consider yourself one lucky girl if you get a stab at him.
by vector______ November 23, 2021