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Neosporin
Neosporin a thing that help with cuts and shit but also smell like maple syrup,probably tastes like it too.You could probably put it on you pancakes or waffles or someshit.
Neosporin by PussyTits96 May 15, 2018
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neosporin
Neosporin:
These are vile spores that circulate earths atmosphere, infecting anyone by means of entering the body through the optic cavity. The spores are highly dispised throughout soceity, and you are deemed a social outcast if you succumb to their evil sporen rays.
The term for an infected person is either a 'Neo', a 'Neosporac', or a 'Prat'.
The spores themselves can only infect humans, due to their crummy immune system. Other, more complex and intelligent creatures (such as pigeons, emus and fat people) cannot be infected by neo-spores. (This is also because most obese people have a built up blockage of lard near their optic cavities, where neosporin bacome lodged and harmless. However, these will gradually form a bright green fur over the persons eyes, making them look even more hilarious than they already do.
Neosporin actually does no harm whatsoever to humans. It is merely an excuse to expel more people from modern society. It is also common practice to have Neo-sporacs burnt at the stake, as people are scared the evil spores will continue to spread forth and pointlessly infect more people.
These are vile spores that circulate earths atmosphere, infecting anyone by means of entering the body through the optic cavity. The spores are highly dispised throughout soceity, and you are deemed a social outcast if you succumb to their evil sporen rays.
The term for an infected person is either a 'Neo', a 'Neosporac', or a 'Prat'.
The spores themselves can only infect humans, due to their crummy immune system. Other, more complex and intelligent creatures (such as pigeons, emus and fat people) cannot be infected by neo-spores. (This is also because most obese people have a built up blockage of lard near their optic cavities, where neosporin bacome lodged and harmless. However, these will gradually form a bright green fur over the persons eyes, making them look even more hilarious than they already do.
Neosporin actually does no harm whatsoever to humans. It is merely an excuse to expel more people from modern society. It is also common practice to have Neo-sporacs burnt at the stake, as people are scared the evil spores will continue to spread forth and pointlessly infect more people.
neosporin
neosporin by that fat boi February 7, 2018
Newsporn
High intensity -breaking- news that captivates the world and preempts all programming. Unlike most other news, it is recordable and rewatchable.
Osama bin Laden has been killed. CNN MSNBC and C-Span have interrupted their normal coverage to cover the event. My DVR says I'm recording "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer Epidemic", but I know better... I now have the largest newsporn stash on the east coast.
Newsporn by major_delmac June 2, 2011
neopoints
Neopoints are hoarded throuought Neopets by the rich. Play games, get good scores, get NP (neopoints). Then there's restocking you're shop. But now, neopets has made it harder for newer people to get NP. Especially seeing that you only get 25% of the NP you score in a game.
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