lifed

1 a state of being hopelessly lost in the world; its situations; and its consequences
2 possessing an extreme feeling of regret; remorse; sorrow; or emptiness; esp. one formed by the actions of another

I am so lifed right now.
Vanessa felt lifed last week.

by Justin Bergeron, Lucas DeFiores April 14, 2008

lifed

When someone in your job (military, especially) yells at you about something only someone who is there forever would care about.

"That douchebag sergeant just lifed me for my hair being too long when I got a fucking haircut yesterday"

lifer douchebag

by Straight outta RadBn February 19, 2010

lifed yoda

when ur dick is hard and ur probably horny

sup u faka come like utu bang bang in my lifed yoda

by iHaTeyouwithaPaSsIoN__ October 20, 2020

Lifed out

To be sick/tired of life.

Can't go out tonight becuase I'm lifed out.

by vega123 February 20, 2026

high lifed

The act of getting jerked off under a table full of friends while everyone at the table knows what is going on and is uncomfortable but the person doing the jerking who thinks they are discrete and ninja like. Must take place Highlife Lounge in Des Moines. Only made better is when the jerker uses ranch dressing from the jerkee's tator tots as lube.

Man, Jon high lifed the hell out of Kyle at dinner last night and ruined his tator tot.

by the jerkee October 18, 2011

real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage

Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself

by Wiley j June 21, 2017

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by piaheza September 29, 2022