carlex

A kind hearted French male

Will steal your girl

Wow he just moved here and he's already doing this, he's such a carlex.

by Greatthong2 February 14, 2017

carlexic

Driving in the direction oppositely advised to you by your copilot.

Jefferson to Jessica: "take this left up here to get to grandma's."
Jessica: Turns right. "Sorry! Dammit I'm so carlexic!"

by Jwest May 19, 2014