Cartographically Challenged 

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

Cartographically Challenged by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012

Anal Cartographers 

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

Anal Cartographers by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

carnography 

It's like when you watch people be naked and do very naughty stuff but with cars instead

Bro 1: Bro, I found this new content on Pr0nhub dot com called carnography.

Bro 2: Bro, that's Cringe.

carnography by Zenon Negative May 30, 2019

Anal Cartographer 

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

Anal Cartographer by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

Carography 

The moves and execution of those moves to music while doing a videotape selfie in your car.

Dance moves done to music while seated in your car.

Car choreography.

Your carography was on point in that Instagram video you made yesterday.

Carography by AQfrumdaBX July 14, 2016

careography 

The dance moves you would normally perform to a song, but modified because of the fact that you are sitting in a car and (if the driver) holding the wheel.

We made up some bad ass careography to go with our road trip mix.

careography by Back2Beast October 25, 2009

Chrono-Cartography 

A person in which studies the change of cultural maps over human history.

I think I might search for a college that teaches chrono-cartography.

Chrono-Cartography by Time&Space March 19, 2023