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cardi v by Cardi v May 16, 2018
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v card stamped 

the act of taking someone's virginity
"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"
v card stamped by pistolpj June 22, 2009

V-Card Syndrome 

a medical condition: When a man falls deeply inlove with the woman he loses his virginity to. This woman who holds the mans "v card" has complete control over him for a period of time.
Ever since Jon banged Kate hes been acting like a pussy whipped faggot. Havent seen him in weeks.

I know man, a bad case of V-Card Syndrome.
V-Card Syndrome by davidnfld July 22, 2010
Term used to define one's virginity. All virgins have a "V-Card" until they "cash it in" for sex.
Guy 1: Where did Jason go?
Guy 2: He spent the night at some girl’s place
Guy 1: Did she cash him in?


Guy 1: Danny lost his virginity last night!
Guy 2: Who got his V-card?
V-Card by Alan King October 18, 2004
"V" stands for virgin, holding the V card means you're still a virgin.
"I still hold the V card"
V card by your mom March 10, 2003
refers to if u lost ur virginity
Brian: OMFG
Michael: What
Brian: NICK GAVE SEAN HIS V-CARD
Michael: Not suprising
V-Card by Skoochie greens November 24, 2018
Like pokemon cards. Gotta Catchem all!
just added one more v card to my collection last night
V Card by koochooloo March 9, 2009
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