carcissist

(n.)

A person who values the appearance and maintenance of their vehicle over any passengers they may have.
"Mark, ever the carcissist, wouldn't let anyone in his BMW unless they left their shoes in the trunk, even when it would snow."
by 12wordfield21 February 22, 2013
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Carcissist

An individual who loves nobody, unless they have inherit automobile features.
"I want to take Mandy to the dance, but she said I don't have any wheels. She is such a carcissist."

"My boyfriend, Trashboat, almost broke up with me. He said I have no distinguishing car features. When I explained about my exhaust pipe, he realized what a fool he had been. I love the carcissist."
by John car truck July 15, 2021
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Carcissist

A person who thinks they own the road and constantly dash in and out of lanes to get in front of everybody. Or they tailgate and ass-lick the car in-front with their lights flashing to get the car before them to change lanes.
"I;m going 10 miles over the limit and passing all the cars in the next lane, but this ass-licking carcissist is riding my bumper
by everybub May 26, 2025
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