carcissist 

(n.)

A person who values the appearance and maintenance of their vehicle over any passengers they may have.

"Mark, ever the carcissist, wouldn't let anyone in his BMW unless they left their shoes in the trunk, even when it would snow."

carcissist by 12wordfield21 February 21, 2013

Carcissist 

An individual who loves nobody, unless they have inherit automobile features.

"I want to take Mandy to the dance, but she said I don't have any wheels. She is such a carcissist."

"My boyfriend, Trashboat, almost broke up with me. He said I have no distinguishing car features. When I explained about my exhaust pipe, he realized what a fool he had been. I love the carcissist."

Carcissist by John car truck July 14, 2021

Carcissist 

A person who thinks they own the road and constantly dash in and out of lanes to get in front of everybody. Or they tailgate and ass-lick the car in-front with their lights flashing to get the car before them to change lanes.

"I;m going 10 miles over the limit and passing all the cars in the next lane, but this ass-licking carcissist is riding my bumper

Carcissist by everybub May 26, 2025

Narcissist 

An inflated ego that think highly of oneself, believe they are superior than others, lack of empathy, use lies and manipulate tactics to control. Narcissist tends to put someone down to make themselves feel better or get angry for no reason and make people apologize for them. Narcissists also like to fabricate facts to suit their needs or justify their horrible actions.

In the beginning, they will love bomb you into thinking that they are charming, then start to manipulate you slowly, they could also make up a story about their childhood to gain sympathy, blaming parents that they are the cause of their horrible behaviors and that you are the only one who can help them.
Narcissists cannot be helped because they always ended up deceiving themselves to be the right one.

Jolin Weiting Lim is a narcissist delusional

Narcissist by ud1351 March 5, 2022

Narcissist 

Someone who has little to no empathy, manipulates others, gaslights (makes others doubt their reality), lies incessantly, believes their own lies. They make you doubt your emotions and then call you crazy. They rage for absolutely no reason and you end up apologizing. It can be a parent, friend, brother, sister, boss, spouse. In the beginning they love bomb you into believing they are prince/princess charming. Then they slowly start to abuse you to have you believe you are insane. It's all to control you. They will isolate you from your family and friends. You will leave the relationship someone you weren't. You will appear confused, unable to make your own decisions, depressed, anxious and with complex PTSD. So, RUN FAR AWAY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is NOT someone who takes selfies.

Teresa Guidice, `Luann DeLaSepps (whatever), Vicky Gunvalson are all narcissists.

Narcissist by NONUTSNOWWHAT June 24, 2016

Narcissistic asshole 

Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.

Girl 1: Wow isn't Ben so beautiful

Girl 2: Ya until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole

Narcissistic asshole by coolcatz221 May 17, 2015

Narcissist 

A person with no soul. The only thing bigger than their inflated ego is the void that they demand others to fill.

The narcissist was left without an act once their puppet cut it's strings

Narcissist by Oh hey just me here September 19, 2014