Captain Assclown

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A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald [Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.

The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

Captain Assclown by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

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captain assclown

The term "Captain Assclown" would be the king of all assclowns. A person who for many years has contantly proven him/herself as an idiot or useless being.

"Bush is the Captain Assclown of USA" would be an example of this word even though it as an opinion and not proven to be fact, it is still an example of this word.

captain assclown by Superior Intellect October 5, 2004

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Captain Assclown

An assclown who thinks him/her self superior to other assclowns.

John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"

Captain Assclown by Mini-Me January 31, 2015

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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