Capitol Hill 

COD Warzone irl

“Practice time’s over now, we’re headed to Capitol Hill”

Capitol Hill by Strudelgod03 January 6, 2021

Capitol Hill 

1. Seattle neighborhood populated mostly by an abundance of floppy beanie-wearing, ironically mustachioed, self-important individuals. Most attend art school or are "photographers". Area seems to breed misguided political views. The area is flooded with overpriced, overcrowded boutique bars designed to resemble a dusty basement. Swill beer (i.e. Pabst, Natural Ice, Busch, Ranier, Olympia) is consumed in large quantities.

2. Hipster capitol of the Northwest

3. The Brooklyn of the West Coast.

"Bro, what's goin down tonight?"

"Thinking about hittin up Capitol Hill to drink all the PBRs. Coming?"

"Yeah, but I can't stay too late. I have to go take pictures in the morning for class."

Capitol Hill by ReluctantSeattlite January 8, 2013

Capitol Hill 

A very uncomfortable place to sit if one's name happens to be Bill.

Ty: What are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.

Ty: Loser.

Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.

Capitol Hill by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

capitol hill 

Area in Seattle Washington that boasts to holding more homosexuals per capita than anywhere else in the nation.

also holds an unfortunate statistic that 1 in every 5 gay men in Capitol hill are infected with HIV

capitol hill by herbie February 1, 2004

Capitol Hill 

A place currently controlled by the Republican-dominated Congress and the Executive Branch under George W. Bush. Thank the Lord!

Eight years of Bush; far better than four years of KERRY!

Capitol Hill by A Baptist March 29, 2005

Capitol Hill Day School 

CHDS does absolutely nothing to prepare you for real life. It is basically a prep school for Sidwell and is home to 50% Taylor Swift stans and 70% assholes. The school is a wannabe progressive that fucks up a little too often.

Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.

Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.

Typical conversation with a kid from Capitol Hill Day School:

CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?

St. Peter's kid: What about it?

CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.

CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.

St. Peter's kid: WTF...

Capitol Hill Day School by ittybittytitties September 28, 2021

Capitol Hilldos 

A portmanteau of Capitol Hill and Dildos, which stands as a derogatory name for the United States Senate and House of Representatives, because much like a sex toy, they rarely accomplish anything without being handled aggressively and serve only the purpose of fucking you.

Reporter on TV: and in other news, Congress has once again demonstrated what Capitol Hilldos they are by jamming $500 Billion of Corporate Bailout spending into the Coronavirus stimulus package, screwing our financial future but making sure their campaign donors won't have to sell off their yachts and summer homes...

Capitol Hilldos by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 29, 2020