cannonblade

the act in some video games of sacrificing yourself to deal a lot of damage or other point

hey dude Im gonna go and cannonblade on this boss

by Pxilant April 28, 2021

Cannonballer

A well trained road rallyist, who enjoys speeding on the open road. A driver with complete disregard for authority. A phrase made popular by Brock Yates, creator of the original "Cannonball Run" aka Cannonball Sea to Shining Sea Memorial Dash (1971).

"Look at that crazy nut on the road, he thinks he's a real cannonballer!"

by J. Sanchez November 2, 2005

Cannonballed

When drunk on shots and the mind doesn't know we're your going but your legs get you there anyway

" I've had a bad week lets get cannonballed tonight WHOO"

by Billbo998 November 6, 2015

cannonade

noun
1.
a period of continuous, (heavy gun) fire.
synonyms: bombardment, shelling, gunfire, artillery fire, barrage, pounding

verb
1.
discharge heavy guns continuously.

#1 "they listened to the cannonade of war from a distant shelter"

#2 "the midnight cannonading of black ops echoed threw halls every night after launch."

by ANUBIIS May 31, 2016

cannonballed

When someone intentionally fucks up another person's chances because of laziness or out of self-interest.

The head-hunter cannonballed my job application because she couldn't trust that I would stay in the position for more than 3 months conflicting with her company policy.

by Persius April 4, 2007

Jack and Jill Cannonblast

A sexual situation involving anal beads. After inserting the beads into the woman's anus, the man then yanks them out, causing the woman to defecate uncontrollably. Both the man and woman then start to roll in the shit, like jack and Jill rolling down the hill. Sometimes, this happens on accident.

Joe: "...and then we just started to roll in it."

Mike: "Awwww! The jack and Jill cannonblast!"

by Anonymous_observer123459876 October 13, 2009

Cannonballed

When you take a dump and the impact between the turd and the water splashed you in the butt or testicles.

"I took a dump and it totally cannonballed my nuts"

by Watts83 May 8, 2014