candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010

Candy Rape

The act of stealing ones candy or sweets against his or her will. It is a punishable crime that will result in the violator having to receive a 'slap' or 'rude gesture/remark' and in the worst case scenario the loss of a trusted friend.

A girl has just bought some candy.
Her friend: Could I please have some candy?
The rightful owner of the bag of candy: No!
The friend neglects the answer and grabs for the bag.
The girl screams: Stop thats “Candy Rape”!

by The Skanky-Leg Pirate October 21, 2010

Rape Candy

That generic Halloween you get that has no words on it. Only a single creepy image.. Like a Smiley face

Andrew bought that rape candy again... He's creepy as hell..

by Brian Heath Renner October 15, 2008