There are a few key steps to perform a
canada dry
-Pour maple
syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple
syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope
ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did