Pertaining to Cahmbridge Universitah, most august seat of edified learning, or one so marvellous as to have attended said magnificent institution.
"You may not be aware, but, in fact, I did indeed attend CAHMBRIDGE UNIVERSITAH; Trinitah College, to be precise."
-"Oh, I don't doubt that you're a CAHMBRIDGEAN!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).