March is a town in Cambridgeshire full of takeaways and polish shops. Recently there has been an uproar in vape stores. Home to chavs, drug dealers and snakes, it's the place to be if you're a low life and don't have any ambitions.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).