Calpol

What god must drink.

"i love calpol, it makes my face twitch"

by Ben the almighty January 29, 2006

Calpol

The best tasting medicine ever.

As a kid, I used to love the taste of calpol.

by UltimateDoge August 8, 2022

Calpol tunnel

The syndrome where reaching for the child paracetamol shoots a pain up your arm

Patient: When I reach for the children's paracetamol, I get a shooting pain up my arm. Any idea what it might be?

Doctor: Hmm, sounds like a bad case of Calpol Tunnel!

by Little Computer Nerd October 20, 2010

capologist

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.

Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.

by on ogd July 27, 2020

carpolitis

A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp

I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Capology

An apology for accidentally hitting caps lock while typing to someone.

Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human

by Blargle Margle December 20, 2010

carpolepsy

the uncanny ability for some passengers to fall asleep in the car almost immediately after the engine starts.

Road trips with Mike are like road trips by myself. As soon as he gets in the car, the carpolepsy hits and he's out.

by braincheese March 25, 2010