similar to slowing your roll, calm your wow is used when the person is irradic or more excited than necessary.
A- Holy shit, man! I can't believe she actually talked to me. I think I'm in love man. I gotta tell her. This is like the best night of my life.
B- Damn, kid. Calm your wow.
B- Damn, kid. Calm your wow.
by wordsmith December 17, 2004
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