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calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"
Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.
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calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"
Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.
calm your titties by NicoDeGregorio February 11, 2014

calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
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