call an ambulance 

are you underestiamating me dundun

johnny:stabs some1

shaggy:call an ambulance call an ambulance but not for me

*pulls out gun*
dundundoodoodoooddoodundun
are you underestimating me

call an ambulance by foruncleahmed/poggers November 13, 2020

call an ambulance 

When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.

Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)

call an ambulance by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020

Call An Ambulance 

Something an old man says before pulling a gun on you.

Call an ambulance...but not for me!

Call An Ambulance by Ubeenbamboozledson June 22, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022