california dreams

n., the best tv show of all time. 5 seasons, from 1992-1997, about a group of highschool kids who play in a band. they deal with real life issues in between gigs. their music is amazing, and u should buy the cd if its available (there are 2 but 1 of them is hard to find - it's called the Anthology)

Man A: Are you watching California Dreams tonight?
Man B: Wouldn't miss it for the world!

california dreams by WMW11387 July 7, 2005

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California Dreamer

A blowjob. It is based on the double meaning of the following lines from California Dreaming by The Mamas and the Papas:

stopped into a church
I passed along the way
well, I got down on my knees
and I pretend to pray

Hey, so you know Katie? Yeah, she gave me a california dreamer after I bought her dinner.

California Dreamer by braulio009 September 20, 2009

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California Dream

A term used in reference to a person (typically a girl) from California who you have an attraction to; similar to calling someone a "dream boat."

A particularly attractive person (typically a girl) from California.

The new girl, Stacy, was a California Dream.

She flirted, "Oh, don't be that way, my California Dream."

California Dream by coldwaterbaby April 25, 2017

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California Dreamcatcher

When one partner involved in one-on-one sexual intercourse sneezes into the open mouth of the other partner. Ejaculation optional, but recommended.

"Jace, Eric, and Tammy totally tried the California Dreamcatcher because Jace and Eric didn't get flu shots."

California Dreamcatcher by momjeansdadknobs November 28, 2017

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California Dream Cream

The act of inserting a cream sickle into a woman's vagina immediately after giving birth, the warmth of the embryonic fluid melts the cream sickle and what is left on the stick is California dream cream.

The young boy went up to the ice cream truck and asked the man for a Spongebob pop. The man gave him the pop and the boy exclaimed "that's not a spongebob pop, that's California Dream Cream!"

California Dream Cream by mike devivo February 8, 2015

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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