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california dreams

n., the best tv show of all time. 5 seasons, from 1992-1997, about a group of highschool kids who play in a band. they deal with real life issues in between gigs. their music is amazing, and u should buy the cd if its available (there are 2 but 1 of them is hard to find - it's called the Anthology)
Man A: Are you watching California Dreams tonight?
Man B: Wouldn't miss it for the world!
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California Dreamer 

A blowjob. It is based on the double meaning of the following lines from California Dreaming by The Mamas and the Papas:

stopped into a church
I passed along the way
well, I got down on my knees
and I pretend to pray
Hey, so you know Katie? Yeah, she gave me a california dreamer after I bought her dinner.
California Dreamer by braulio009 September 20, 2009

California Dream 

A term used in reference to a person (typically a girl) from California who you have an attraction to; similar to calling someone a "dream boat."

A particularly attractive person (typically a girl) from California.
The new girl, Stacy, was a California Dream.

She flirted, "Oh, don't be that way, my California Dream."

California Dreamcatcher

When one partner involved in one-on-one sexual intercourse sneezes into the open mouth of the other partner. Ejaculation optional, but recommended.
"Jace, Eric, and Tammy totally tried the California Dreamcatcher because Jace and Eric didn't get flu shots."

California Dream Cream 

The act of inserting a cream sickle into a woman's vagina immediately after giving birth, the warmth of the embryonic fluid melts the cream sickle and what is left on the stick is California dream cream.
The young boy went up to the ice cream truck and asked the man for a Spongebob pop. The man gave him the pop and the boy exclaimed "that's not a spongebob pop, that's California Dream Cream!"