cake sex

love for cake so strong that u'll want to orgasm over & over for it.

cake sex is so great you will want to marry the cake XD

by lilichan September 2, 2015

better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.

Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"

by Thing 2 December 13, 2008

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

A Slice of Sexy Cake

A sexy person; a sexy beast.

Emily: Damn he's hot!
Caitlyn: He is a fine slice of sexy cake.

by apple-scruff July 11, 2004

Sexy muffin cake

noun; a lesbian term for another woman who is VERY attractive.

2: Verb; to be kinky sexy, but not overly kinky.

1: I called Cheyenne a sexy muffin cake.
2: Amanda was being such a sexy muffin cake

by Alexa Ginger Cyric Haliwell August 23, 2008

Sexy Cake

Every sexy person is a slice of sexy cake. People who are sexy on one way are on one side of the cake while people who are sexy in another way is on the other side. The sexier someone is, the bigger the slice they are.

Caitlyn: Look at him, he is so sexy!
Emily: How big a slice do you think he is?
Caitlyn: I think he's a whole cake Em!

by apple-scruff July 11, 2004

sexual cake

A cake made from all past ejaculations and shaping it into a cake to give to your significant other on a special occasion

"Yo Ive been saving all of my semen for the past 6 months. I'm gonna make a sexual cake for Katie this Valentine's Day."

by Milkwater February 4, 2015