by lilichan July 31, 2015
Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.
Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"
Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"
Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."
Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"
Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"
Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"
Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"
Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"
Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."
Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"
Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"
Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"
Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"
Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
by Thing 2 February 11, 2007
"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021