cake job 

Taking a shit on the top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cake job pic so I ate hummus and crackers for two days and let it rip right on her corn rows

cake job by AnctRome March 7, 2008

upside down pineapple cake blow job 

Fellacio performed when one partner lays upside down , on their back with head hanging over the edge of the bed. The other partner inserts his member into the mouth and wha la
upside down pineapple cake blow job begins. Frequently performed in West Kildonan.

I got so ripped at the Legion last week I convinced Hellen
to give me an upside down pineapple cake blow job. It was sweet....

upside down pineapple cake blow job by Zhoda Smith December 29, 2006

job cake 

stands for "Resume"

boy 1- when are going for the interview?
boy 2- gotta prepare my job cake first.

job cake by retromonkey February 21, 2011

Jobbie Cake 

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.

Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.

Jobbie Cake by El Scobo & Sir gammon of flaps December 4, 2009

Big fat jobby cake 

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.

I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.

Big fat jobby cake by jobbycake July 17, 2016

cakejob 

To shit on top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cakejob pic so I ate crackers and humus for two days and let it rip right on her cornrows.

cakejob by AnctRome April 18, 2008