cake fart
The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.
Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
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