1.n. a plant in desert regions

2.n. another word for prick
jagoff#1 hey i like to fuck 5 year olds dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
jagoff#2 what a cactus!
by shitmeister2000 October 20, 2006
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The process of shaving the nutbag and letting the stubble grow back for 4-7 days then teabagging somebody.
Are those chapped lips, or did u get the cactus?
by AssFart January 14, 2005
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Something you dont want to put up your butt.
Person 1: yo want my dick
person 2: no thats cactus.
by LizardBoi January 17, 2016
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a fashion style
a grunge music style of clothing

boot cut jeans some times torn. Grey, light blue, charcoal, but never black
boots of some type
jackets. leather or other
other military type gear such as dog tags or cammo
rock band t-shirts
cuffs but not studed

rough and tough
3day beard stubble
greasy or messy hair
"you look so cactus"
by lukus live April 26, 2007
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Something that you say to confuse someone. Only elite people can use this word.
by Barry Odoms November 19, 2002
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A humourous word for 'penis'.
"...like I'm shooting a gun
quickly - til it explodes
and I'll unload - THE CACTUS"
(3rd Bass - 'The Cactus')
by eysiz November 28, 2004
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Ghetto/ Hip Hop term for a white boys Penis
First introduced by 3rd Bass in the "Cactus album".
Reiterated by Ice Cube,in "tha dug out" ..."shes got alot of practice on black boys jimmys and white boys cactus"
by Justin Howard June 24, 2005
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