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cacoonpony
when a pony reaches the ripe age of 1000 and garners enough wisdom through its life, it will start to go through its evolutionary phase of cacoonpony ✨✨✨ from there on, its body will be capsuled into a cacoon like state where its body and mind shall be cleansed from all impurities, only to be rebirthed as a pegasus ✨✨
cacoonpony by vemodalen November 29, 2020
Cahoonas
Cahoonas is the English derivative of ''cojones'' used in US and British slang to denote “boldness, manliness and courage” and popularised by iconic films such as Pulp Fiction and British male underwear brand Cahoonas.
Cahoonas by ideasgarden April 28, 2013
canoons
A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.
To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.
(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)
To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.
(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)
Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)
Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.
Head Size = 15cm(square)
Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.
canoons by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004
Cacooning
The art of enwrapping another individual with your body for comfort. It may leave the other immobilized while the form of "snuggling" is occuring.
Cacooning by Viral Hymn April 13, 2016
Caroon
Ive been Living A caroon
Ill take two caroons and a side of gravy
Im going to Caroon my girl tonight.
Caroon ATTACk. Im lost in this caroon
Ill take two caroons and a side of gravy
Im going to Caroon my girl tonight.
Caroon ATTACk. Im lost in this caroon
Caroon by Flocka Flocka Flocka Waka April 1, 2010
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