cAkoon

a dumbahh brown kid who eats pubes

Yooooo that’s my brown fried cAkoon

cAkoon by cAkoon June 26, 2022

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cacoonpony

when a pony reaches the ripe age of 1000 and garners enough wisdom through its life, it will start to go through its evolutionary phase of cacoonpony ✨✨✨ from there on, its body will be capsuled into a cacoon like state where its body and mind shall be cleansed from all impurities, only to be rebirthed as a pegasus ✨✨

"that pony is about to go into cacoonpony man, im so eggcited to see my first pegasus."

cacoonpony by vemodalen November 29, 2020

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cAkoon • cacooning • cabooner • Cafooning • cahoon • cahoonas • Camoon • canoons • Capoon • Caroon

Cahoonas

Cahoonas is the English derivative of ''cojones'' used in US and British slang to denote “boldness, manliness and courage” and popularised by iconic films such as Pulp Fiction and British male underwear brand Cahoonas.

You'll need a huge pair of Cahoonas to go 3 rounds in the ring with that nutter.

Cahoonas by ideasgarden April 28, 2013

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canoons

A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.

To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.

(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)

Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)

Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.

canoons by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004