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butterfooted 

When playing a platformer game your character slips into an area not desired.
"MARIO.... you butterfooted faggot... you fell straight into the fucking hole!!!"
butterfooted by mariodeath October 15, 2009

buttergolem 

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.
Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.
buttergolem by Kajillion August 3, 2006

Butterboots 

A chick with a hell of a nice body and face, but her boots are Uggs.
She looked real good...but her boots (butterboots)
Butterboots by gap tooth grin February 23, 2010

ButterBoyfriend

A girl who is vile in every way, aside from her great taste in men. This man is the only good thing her life but she even drove him away after not allowing him to leave for two years. She abused him so much he now need therapy and she's too much of a bitch to care. She may blame him for everything, put him and everyone else down but that's because she's angry at herself for now being single forever. May be in denial that she was just a "practice girl" and "hannat." May never realize why no one wants to date her and was never loved.
Hannah's a total butterboyfriend. Everything about her is shitty, but her amazing (ex) boyfriend who could finally escape and be with the girl who was the woman of his dreams all along.

Butterbody 

A growing phenomenon(in more ways than one), a Butterbody is very much like a Butterface, only it pertains to a girl with a very pretty face and an overweight body.

I see this happening more and more these days.
Me: She's so pretty. Too bad she's heavy.
Buddy: Yep, classic Butterbody.
Butterbody by Kyle July 13, 2005

butterboat 

When one paces their lips between the recipients butt cheeks and blows continuously creating vibrations and a wind tunnel. Butterboat! PLPLPllplplpLLPLPpllPLLPLLPll!!!!

Fun stuff.
I was really into the moment and decided to give the wifey a butterboat. Mmm mmm good!
butterboat by kelstermcgil December 12, 2009