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buttholstering 

the willful retention of noxious emissions from the butthole, or the habit of refraining from farting.
The female sex suffers a much greater risk for spontaneous combustion due to their predisposition to buttholstering.
buttholstering by tblank January 9, 2010

butthoused

"we got so butthoused last night, 151 is some good shit!"
butthoused by Dirt May 17, 2003

buttchumpstin 

A true friend who always Enjoys!!!!!
That buttchumpstin partied so hard last night, he woke up naked on your parents floor.
buttchumpstin by The stream September 28, 2021

buttchomp 

Someone who is a complete cock, dickhead, numpty, shitehead, etc...
Can also be someone who comes up with and usss useless internet jargon.
"You are a complete buttchomp!"
buttchomp by Eric Wood April 24, 2005

Buttchisel

A person who grinds on your butt day in and day out whether at a job or in a house in comon for their own selfish interests.
Shane the Buttchisel will grind on you until he gets what he wants even if it hurts you in the end...
Buttchisel by Greg Black April 23, 2007

Buttshoes 

Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.
Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!
Buttshoes by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013