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Butt trick 

When you totally make something up, pull something out of thin air. People who think that they know everything often do this so they look smart when they really arent. You can always tell when someone is pulling a butt trick by the look on the person's face, and the smell of bullshit.
"Tom just pulled a ridiculous butt trick. He told me that the sun is made out of butter. What a loser, he's so dumb."
Butt trick by M.L. Cool J. December 7, 2005

butt trickery 

When you are taking and dump and then you think you've finished so you go to wipe but then you have to poop more. Also when you are having a hard time taking a dump so you pretend to wipe to trick your butt.
After eating all that cheese I was having a hard time crapping so I used some standard butt trickery.
butt trickery by Feltank December 6, 2013

butt-ticks 

when you go hiking in the woods and a tick gets latched onto your ass.
ho there be some gnarly butt-ticks right on me sphincter mate.
butt-ticks by ---kris--- January 2, 2009

butt ticks 

When you have a tick that has bitten onto anal cavity.
I was taking a shower the other day, and i realized i had two butt ticks.
butt ticks by jesse cook November 27, 2007

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026