butt splatter 

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.

Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.

butt splatter by BG Thomas May 4, 2008

Splatter Butt 

A condition one has after eating at the 915 in Ft. Thomas

Seems like every time I go to the Feezee I get a mean case of splatter butt.

Splatter Butt by Pedro2010 January 23, 2009

poopy butt splatters 

somthing you say when you dont care.

cadence says "i think im a happy person"..Bob says "poopy butt splatters is all that matters."

poopy butt splatters by ramsey mckirk November 15, 2010