butt splatter

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.

Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.

by BG Thomas May 04, 2008

poopy butt splatters

somthing you say when you dont care.

cadence says "i think im a happy person"..Bob says "poopy butt splatters is all that matters."

by ramsey mckirk November 13, 2010

Splatter Butt

A condition one has after eating at the 915 in Ft. Thomas

Seems like every time I go to the Feezee I get a mean case of splatter butt.

by Pedro2010 January 23, 2009