butt period

A term used to describe the male counterpart to female bitchiness and impatience during menstruation. When men get very grouchy or persnickety about certain things, they are said to be on their butt period.

Ricardo: *Touches iPhone*
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!

butt period by Larry Finster May 1, 2011

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Butt period

When you take something in the butt and the shits you take for the next several days tear your asshole causing anal bleeding.

"Cool, he stuck his finger in my butt last night and now I have my butt period!"

"That fucking sucks bro!"

Butt period by Meowzers420 March 12, 2014

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butt period

when you bleed out of your butt becuase youre mad/angry/upset. also see pop her cherry.

evan o connor had his butt period when kaki dumped him

butt period by Ian18924 October 19, 2005

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period butt

Bowl-related side effects of menstruation. Particularly miserable periods can cause severe gas, constipation and diarrhea in the same day. Cramping can further confuse the situation. All of this can of course also lead to nausea. This particular set of conditions is known as period butt.

Alice's period butt prevented her from making plans that day because she didn't know what needed to happen or how long it would take.

"Ugghhh... I've got period butt."

period butt by BrazilianCowboys January 25, 2016

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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