A term used to describe the male counterpart to female bitchiness and impatience during menstruation. When men get very grouchy or persnickety about certain things, they are said to be on their butt period.
Ricardo: *Touches iPhone*
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!
by Larry Finster April 12, 2011
When you take something in the butt and the shits you take for the next several days tear your asshole causing anal bleeding.
"Cool, he stuck his finger in my butt last night and now I have my butt period!"
"That fucking sucks bro!"
"That fucking sucks bro!"
by Meowzers420 March 3, 2014
by Ian18924 October 14, 2005
Bowl-related side effects of menstruation. Particularly miserable periods can cause severe gas, constipation and diarrhea in the same day. Cramping can further confuse the situation. All of this can of course also lead to nausea. This particular set of conditions is known as period butt.
Alice's period butt prevented her from making plans that day because she didn't know what needed to happen or how long it would take.
"Ugghhh... I've got period butt."
"Ugghhh... I've got period butt."
by BrazilianCowboys November 19, 2015