butt jelly

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a gelatinous substance excreeted from the anus, particularly a dogs anal gland
(appearance of transclucent, solidified gravy)

"Dear god, is thAT BUTT JELLY?"

butt jelly by anonymous March 18, 2005

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butt jelly

another name for K Y Jelly which is used during sexual intercourse (anal) usually by the female but as we all know alot of guys use the butt jelly as well

Husband: Honey I'm going to the store do you need anything while I'm out?

Wife: Yes, pick up a tube of butt jelly for tonight.

Husband: Ok will do.

butt jelly by yungbrv June 17, 2010

Related Words

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butt jelly

The stuff I like to scrape off my anus with my fingernails and smell.

Mum: Hey what do you think you're doing?
Kid: Oh, don't worry mum, I'm not masturbating - only picking at my butt jelly.

butt jelly by weliketopartywithourbuttjelly September 1, 2010

Butt jelly

Something that comes out of your dog's butt if their stomach is upset. A jelly like poo substance.

O no! August had butt jelly again!

Butt jelly by generalgoat January 20, 2022

peanut butt jelly

When one slathers peanut butter on one side of one's lover's ass crack and jelly on the other side of one's lover's ass crack, squishes them together and then licks it up. Must be done while enjoying a 69 this puts the bj is in the pbj.

Peanut butt jelly is a great post workout snack.

peanut butt jelly by Seantel83 March 31, 2016

nut butt jelly

a small blonde girl, who get's good grades, but at the same is incredibly retarded

Lex your new name is NUT BUTT JELLY!!!

nut butt jelly by Hoebag818 May 8, 2007

jelly butt

ass that shakes like jelly

watching a young girls jelly butt shake no other

jelly butt by jgjsg November 25, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026