Definitions by weliketopartywithourbuttjelly

butt jelly 

The stuff I like to scrape off my anus with my fingernails and smell.

Mum: Hey what do you think you're doing?
Kid: Oh, don't worry mum, I'm not masturbating - only picking at my butt jelly.

butt jelly by weliketopartywithourbuttjelly September 1, 2010