Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.

Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.

Butt goblin by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023

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butt goblin

Any person who performs a surprise ass attack on another, using multiple strong upward punching motions; Man or women who uppercuts anothers behind until bruised and battered, making sure to make goblin, troll or hobbit like noises during the attack.

Anthony: Cover your butt when going up the escalator, Damian is behind you.
Sean: Why should i watch my butt?
Anthony: Because he's a butt goblin!
Sean: Oh, i see.

butt goblin by The Tom Connors March 8, 2007

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butt goblin

An evil creature residing in an anal cavity. Particularly one who creates mass quantities of gasses of a foul smelling nature. When one has unexplained gas attacks, it is said to be due to the presence of a butt goblin.

Matt: "Dude, why are you farting so much?"

Jeremy: "I think my anus is possessed by a butt goblin!"

butt goblin by Hoopty Doopty June 4, 2010

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butt goblin

After wipping ur ass the tiolet paper shreds and entagles itself in ur ass hair also known as tiolet paper wholies

dude i got a crazy butt goblin in my ass pubes

butt goblin by Chad October 31, 2004

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Butt-Goblin

Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot

That fucking cunt Butt-Gobline stole all my shit again.

Butt-Goblin by ha11sy October 1, 2018

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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