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butt goblin 

One who seeks to work their way into anothers anal avity.
Dude, your little brother's a fucking butt goblin.
butt goblin by Andrew July 17, 2003

Butt Goblin 

Noun- Someone who overtakes an ass by penetrating it with a penis.
"That kid is a Butt Goblin"

Butt goblin 

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
Butt goblin by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023

butt goblin 

Any person who performs a surprise ass attack on another, using multiple strong upward punching motions; Man or women who uppercuts anothers behind until bruised and battered, making sure to make goblin, troll or hobbit like noises during the attack.
Anthony: Cover your butt when going up the escalator, Damian is behind you.
Sean: Why should i watch my butt?
Anthony: Because he's a butt goblin!
Sean: Oh, i see.
butt goblin by The Tom Connors March 8, 2007

butt goblin 

An evil creature residing in an anal cavity. Particularly one who creates mass quantities of gasses of a foul smelling nature. When one has unexplained gas attacks, it is said to be due to the presence of a butt goblin.
Matt: "Dude, why are you farting so much?"

Jeremy: "I think my anus is possessed by a butt goblin!"
butt goblin by Hoopty Doopty June 4, 2010

butt goblin 

After wipping ur ass the tiolet paper shreds and entagles itself in ur ass hair also known as tiolet paper wholies
dude i got a crazy butt goblin in my ass pubes
butt goblin by Chad October 31, 2004
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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