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business meeting

noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.
Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.
business meeting by dmalanowski January 8, 2010
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business meeting

(n) The action of taking a shit, taking a dump, making a poopie
I am going to be late to work today. I have a very big business meeting to attend to before I leave.
business meeting by DC Drew June 29, 2006

Business Meeting

Passing around a large amount of hard liquor (typically a fifth or a full handle) in a circle or large formation of people, insinuating a "business meeting."
"Dude I just got a handle of Barbarossa, lets have a business meeting."
Business Meeting by pjmerk December 2, 2016

Business Meeting

A lockdown gathering of Tories whereby no notes are taken, no actions given, and no laptops, iPads, or phones are present. Only wine and cheese.
It wasn't a party or a gathering, it was a business meeting with wine and cheese
Business Meeting by TiredOfTories December 20, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016