business boner

the erection that one may obtain when delaying the need to urinate too long; a body defense mechanism that encourages urination and prevents bladder and kidney damage

I don't have time to go to the fuckin' bathroom, but I gotta get rid of this business boner!

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Boner Business

When one intentionally arouses his dick by viewing sexual or repulsive content.

My friend always does boner business in his free time because he loves to arouse his dick.

by Boner Terms September 14, 2017