burrito fist 

this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.

I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.

burrito fist by bricksprickley September 8, 2007

Burritoista 

1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving burritos.

2) Anyone who prepares and serves burritos at a burrito taqueria.

(Derived from the term "barista," which is the italian word for "bartender" often used to describe a person who prepares and serves coffee.)

-So what have you been up to since you graduated?

- I'm a burritoista at Jose's Taqueria, but only until I finish my novel.

Burritoista by lowesthighest October 27, 2012

burritoist 

A shobe that does not like burritos.

Dang, that shobe's burritoist.

burritoist by mlemingshobe October 21, 2019

burritoistmcmoisty 

A shobe that is very wet. It is typically a Shobe that you can't resist petting, and likes to mlem.

That burritoistmcmoisty dog is veery cute.

burritoistmcmoisty by mlemingshobe October 21, 2019

burritoistic 

A balicious shobe that has a passion for burritos

You see that burritoistic shobe over there?

burritoistic by MlemShobe November 27, 2019