Burning ass 

The old family game of attaching 12 inches of toilet paper in the crack of your ass and downing a beer before it burns up. With one hand tied up, you give a light up cue to your assistant at the same time as putting the bottle or can to your mouth. Once COMPLETELY empty the beer container can be dropped and your hand is free to relieve your behind of the licking flames.

Daniel insisted that we do a third round of burning ass before dinner.

Burning ass by Rasmus H May 19, 2008

Drunken Burning Ass 

If you are drunk and eat too much spicy food, and your ass is burning the next days.

Oh, bro, I was so drunk last night and eat a whole chili, I've got a Drunken Burning Ass

Drunken Burning Ass by bohnenblust_dude November 9, 2018

nose hair burning ass bomb 

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils

Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

nose hair burning ass bomb by BrewCrew24 April 30, 2007

Stop My ass is Burning! 

Well if you find yourself screaming Stop My ass is Burning,you're probably being raped.

You go over your friends house.
BroRapist:Hey Man you want some champagne?
Victim:Nah dude thats for romance.
BroRapist: Well who said we cant be romantic ;)?
*BroRapist anally rapes the poor victim*
Victim: STOP MY ASS IS BURNING!
BroRapist: 10 more pumps baby!

Stop My ass is Burning! by Epicity June 12, 2008

Burning Asshole

A fiery sphincter brought on by eating spicy food. More commonly known as Ring Of Fire.

I couldn't sit down for ten minutes after that spicy sh*t, because I had burning asshole.

Burning Asshole by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Burning Asshole Syndrome 

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.

"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."

Burning Asshole Syndrome by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025