Burned it 

When you really screw up and can't do anything to fix it: you burned it. This is most often said in place of "wow you really screwed up". That's sooo generic.

Dude:"Man I really failed that exam."
Guy: "Same Dude, I totally burned it!"

Burned it by April Boulevard June 7, 2016

Burned that bridge when he crossed it 

To completely destroy a relationship with a friend or significant other in a single action that benefits yourself.

After Joe squandered his parents fortune on a new camaro without sharing with his brother, he never spoke to Joe again and Joe therefore burned that bridge when he crossed it.

Burned that bridge when he crossed it by Jake Gogolinski September 19, 2015

buried it 

the act of placing ones tounge at least three inches into the anus of your partner repeatedly. One must also have face wedged between the butt cheeks.

Tom: Harb. I heard you tossed that bitches salad.
Harb: Yea dude. You better believe i buried it.

buried it by Kevin Baconn September 14, 2007

Burked it 

When an accident prone or klutzy individual spills something, makes a mess, or causes themselves mild pain or injury.

He really burked it when he spilled coffee all over his cubicle wall.

Or

You dropped your drinking bird on the floor, and now there's a blue stain. You really burked it.

Burked it by Oatmeal Afficianado August 15, 2011