bump stumps

When two females rub their vaginas together.

When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.

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stump bump

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.

Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.

stump bump by asamon December 18, 2009

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Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.

Stump bump by Asexuals March 19, 2016

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When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.

bump the stump by JRB55 September 15, 2010

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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