you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-butt and theyre too tight he'll end up with a muffin bum (ie his upper bum overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off...
guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!
girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a muffinbum!
girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'