BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!

"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"

Bum cum by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021

Bum Cum

When you ass leaks with naturally occurring snotty lubricant.

Ahh man my boxers are filled with Bum Cum.

Bum Cum by B.ucum August 26, 2021

Bum-Cum

Nasty cum or sperm that is ejaculated from a bum, a bum that is nasty and lives in the woods usually. the cum may be brown or yellow, if your unlucky it may be bloody and white. bum cum is not something to mess with, its so sticky and powerful it could stick you to a tree if a bum attacks with his cum.

"guess what happened to john out in the graveyard woods?"
"what?"
"some bums attacked him and ejected their bum-cum all over him."

Bum-Cum by Bumassdick September 13, 2011

Bum Cum Dribble

when a person has anal sex and when he ejaculates it dribbles down to her vagina

Dufwace:Arghh dude you were conceived by bum cum dribble

Bum Cum Dribble by MARK BANNER March 31, 2009

sweaty bum cum

to say something is sweaty or kinky.

Yo son , you got sweaty bum cum .

hey i wanna lick your sweaty bum cum.

sweaty bum cum by Mr T April 23, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026