Reverse Bummed

After forcing a huge crap out you feel sore and violated from the inside out.
Your arshole has been stretched to the max by the turd exiting.

Ned. what's the matter I thought you just needed a shit.
Mike. Yeah I did but it feels like I was reverse bummed.

by gotgcoalman June 8, 2018

Numb Bum

The numbness in your anus after having anal sex for the first time.

I woke up with numb bum after last night's party... guess that means I'm gay.

by DerpSirsAlot August 30, 2015

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 3, 2020

Pokey bum wank

+

Posh wank

+

Asphixi wank

+

Cry and a wank

=

All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

by TheUncutPimp December 8, 2022